I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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