i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
