you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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