Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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