There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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