I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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