Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just found a bag of teeth...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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