All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
