if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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