I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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