u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
we should paint friendship bongs
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