I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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