I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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