Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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