holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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