People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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