yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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