Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the day after is always just damage control
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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