I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm having to shit out rocks
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