and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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