I wannas sexs uuuuu
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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