no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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