dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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