Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
this will be a night to untag.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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