Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
