Got a toothbrush?
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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