why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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