I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
be right there i have to get my cape
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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