yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Randomize
