New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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