let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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