what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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