He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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