My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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