she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
