And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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