What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
