hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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