that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize
