OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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