Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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