Are we in a gay sports bar?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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