i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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