Apparently you make a good broom.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
