If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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