After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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