I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
It's shark week go big or go home
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
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