brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
