Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My bed smells like the plague
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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