Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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