i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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