your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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