Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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