I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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