The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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